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Foreword in Norwegian:
Hei venner,
ja, det er veldig kraftige fiender i verden, også i ånden verden, og KJV bibelen sier at Satan led 1/3 av alle englene i himmelen etter ham -- og mot far Gud ! Disse opprørerne vil face en forferdelig dom i slutten, pluss alle mennesker som trassig vende bort fra Gud og Kristus. Vår Herre og frelser, vet at vi er langt fra perfekte og syndere, men at vi som elsker Faderen og Sønnen, vil en dag arve "Guds rike", og leve evig i himmelen!! Så, Gud kan også lese det menneskelige hjerte. Vi kan falske våre handlinger før bare mennesker, men ikke for Gud.
Kraftig, ond ånd skapninger rundt jorden, misvisende mange mennesker, men det er opp til kristne som deg og meg til å skrive, snakke til, og dele evangeliet om Kristus Jesus hele tiden, og la den Hellige Ånd lede og motivere oss, hele tiden!
Varm hilsen
Tom Schuckman
e: tschuckman@aol.com
Only a person in Texas could think of this:
From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story.
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Austin, Texas. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietlyobserving.
After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it.
He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.
He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left.
At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.
The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test.
To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.'
"I doubt it", said the truly proud Redneck. 'Tonight I'm the designated decoy.'
BONUS
For you who need
to know everything:
to know everything:
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The liquid inside young coconuts
can be used as a substitute
for Blood Plasma.
can be used as a substitute
for Blood Plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded
in half more than seven (7) times.
in half more than seven (7) times.
Oh , go ahead ... I'll wait.
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Donkeys kill more people annually
than plane crashes or shark attacks.
(So, watch your Ass )
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You burn more calories sleeping!
than you do watching television.
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Oak trees do NOT produce acorns until they are
fifty (50) years of age or older.
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The first product to have a bar code
was Wrigley's gum.
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The King of Hearts
is the only King
is the only King
WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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American Airlines saved $40,000
in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive
from each salad served in first-class.
in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive
from each salad served in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet
that rotates clockwise.
that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated
with women, what does this tell you?
with women, what does this tell you?
That women are going
in the 'right' direction...!
in the 'right' direction...!
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Apples, not caffeine,
are more efficient at
waking you up in the morning ...
waking you up in the morning ...
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Most dust particles in your house
are made from
are made from
DEAD SKIN !
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The first owner of the
Marlboro Company
died of lung cancer.
Marlboro Company
died of lung cancer.
So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.
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Walt Disney was afraid
OF MICE!
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PEARLS DISSOLVE
IN VINEGAR!
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The ten most valuable
brand names on earth:
brand names on earth:
Apple, Coca Cola, Google,
IBM, Microsoft, GE, McDonalds,
Samsung, Intel and Toyota ,
IBM, Microsoft, GE, McDonalds,
Samsung, Intel and Toyota ,
in that order.
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It IS possible to lead a cow upstairs ...
but, NOT downstairs.
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A duck's quack doesn't echo,
and no one knows why.
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Dentists have recommended that
a toothbrush be kept at least Six (6) feet away
from a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.
a toothbrush be kept at least Six (6) feet away
from a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.
(I keep my toothbrush
in the living room now!)
in the living room now!)
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And the best for last.....!
Turtles can breathe through their BUTTS!
(I know some people like that,
don't YOU?) So........................
Remember, knowledge is everything,
so pass it on......
so pass it on......
and go move your toothbrush!
And stop folding that
DAMN PAPER!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
A nice, calm, and respectable lady
went into the pharmacy, walked up
to the pharmacist, looked straight
into his eyes, and said,
“I would like to buy some cyanide.”
went into the pharmacy, walked up
to the pharmacist, looked straight
into his eyes, and said,
“I would like to buy some cyanide.”
The pharmacist asked,
“Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”
The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed,
“Lord have mercy!
I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband
Absolutely not!
You CANNOT have any cyanide!”
You CANNOT have any cyanide!”
The lady reached into her purse
and pulled out a picture of her husband
in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and said,
“You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”
Life is not perfect. Life is not easy. Life is good.
Foreword in Russian:
Привет читателей в России и в мире,
чтобы рассказать правду, потому что живущие в насильственной и эгоистических мир пытается положить хорошее питание на семью таблица является жесткий и без того достаточно мощные Объединенных Наций угрожает друг друга с ядерными МБР и EMP устройств !!! Если вы сможете прочитать мой английский блог: TOM'S JOURNAL, вы увидите только что я действительно означает. Мои предки первоначально прибыли из Германии -- но мигрировали в России [как "Volga-Germans"] и были пшеница фермеров и smart из них пришли к Америке, когда они шанс. Мои дяди воевали в мировой войны- 2, против Германии и Японии, и я присоединился к армии США, для борьбы во Вьетнаме: 1968- 70. Когда я вернулся домой из войны, я нашел хорошую работу и женился, так что пришлось 3 детей, и сейчас я в отставку, и иметь больше времени для записи и считывания/ исследование на высокие духовные качества имеют свои границы Библии.
Я хотел бы всех моих читателей во всем мире, мира, хорошего здоровья и знаний спасения через Спасителя нашего Иисуса Христа. Аминь.
Что касается теплого,
Томас G Schuckman
электронной почты: tschuckman@aol.com
Dear Friends,
Stuff like this CAN get a man into trouble, IMHO. But I always think that our Father would want his followers [and of his Son, Jesus...] to be of good character and courage, according to Matthew 7: 6.
Now, to explain the human situation from the very start, we would have to dive into the first book of the Bible, Genesis, and also the book of Job, to find out why Father God has even PERMITTED STD [Satan the devil] to continue baiting, BS-ing, lying to, misleading humankind from the very beginning, when he tricked Eve to eat of the 'Forbidden Fruit' in Paradise, probably somewhere in or near modern day Iraq.
The book of Job, Chapter 2, Satan came before the Lord God, Jehovah, up in the heavens and spoke to God. STD contended that the only reason Job was an upright man and faithful ---was because God built a safe hedge around him and blessed Job so much with riches, cattle, gold, etc. Job's wife and so-called friends even told Job that he MUST HAVE DONE SOME GREAT EVIL... so that he should 'curse God and die !!' But Job endured the Satanical afflictions and was super blessed in the end. But please read the entire book ! Because this book has a lot of important bearing on WHY God Almighty allowed all these "bad things" to happen to mankind. We ARE being tested -- to some extent, but also to satisfy the "ALL IMPORTANT ARGUMENT between God -- and Satan the devil !"
You see, dear friends.... believe it or not [and most smart, well read/ studied KJB BIBLE students and scholars can PROVE] --- Humans have only been on Earth for about 6000 years ! ! ! The Evolutionists/ Liars in the so-called 'scientific world,' say that man has been on Earth for MILLIONS of years.... but they cannot prove that. Genesis explains how and when we were all born from Adam and Eve, and Jesus even proves that fact at Luke, Chapter 3 ! You don't want to call Jesus a liar, do you ?
Look guys and gals.... I sometimes have to beat myself on the back to do my own Bible studies, but when I don't know the answer to something biblical, at least I know HOW AND WHERE TO FIND THE ANSWER. Praise the Lord ! And there are other bible-based books, like Bible Dictionaries and Concordances to help us, too. "Seek and ye shall find." -- Matthew.
At the rate our world is being polluted, destroyed, and desecrated, from the one time Paradise that our Creator gave us to maintain and develop, humans are just about at the end of their rope. Pretty soon we will have to carry our Oxygen to breathe properly, and the GMO and processed 'food' we are forced to eat will do us in, too. OK, I do have the luxury to read a lot more than the common man who still works all day long, or maybe even 2--jobs, but I have been reading for a LONG TIME ! And I am a good, fast reader with some college behind me and great professors, too ! Yes, I am blessed by God, and very thankful. Learning how to read faster also allows a person to understand and grasp the material better.... as my English Professor in college used to tell us. Plus asking God and the Holy Spirit to help us understand the "deeper things" that we read, to learn more about God and the KJV BIBLE. It usually works for me.
Here is my personal email address: tschuckman@aol.com
Have a great, blessed, restful day, dear readers and friends.
Warm Regards,
Tom Schuckman
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